text posts + baby animals + food
This Just Happened
Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
Me: No
Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

theofficialhoff:

dope track

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

yusefwoof:

she is so raw as fuck doe

abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

killbenedictcumberbatch:

white girls getting told they cant say nigga