text posts + baby animals + food

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

pleaseletmetouchyourbutt:

my sense of humor is so warped

i mean

i don’t laugh at actual jokes

i laugh at things like:

I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT

NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian